“I May Look Calm” Cute Potato Poster

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This “I may look calm but in my head i’ve slapped you three times” potato poster is sure to bring a smile to you and your teenager’s face! Enjoy a little bit of cuteness to go along with the sass.

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Free printable “I May Look Calm” potato poster

My oldest loves all things potatoes, in fact if you’ve seen the adorable “I’m A Potato” kid then you’ll understand, we are often walking around the house randomly singing that. (if you haven’t seen it I highly recommend taking 30 seconds to enjoy this video).

So when she asked me to make her some room decor and mentioned this beauty of a line (sarcasm implied) I had to make it fun! Mainly because I couldn’t have my ten year old threatening people in a poster without something cute to offset the sass haha.


Great room decor for teens!

I definitely don’t recommend this for the little ones due to it’s wording (but you do recommend this “It’s Ok If You..” decor for little ones!). This is more of a preteen/teen style for room decor, or even for your own space if you so choose! Everyone loves potatoes after all.

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What’s Included:

  • Printable PDF with the quote “I may look calm but in my head i’ve slapped you three times”
  • Printable PNG with the quote “I may look calm but in my head i’ve slapped you three times”
"I may look calm but in my head i've slapped you three times" image with a potato.

Supplies Needed:

Below are the supplies I recommend to get the best out of your new printable!

How to use this poster

Printing is the easy part, it just depends on how you want to decorate with it!

Print it in a frame

You can print this picture as-is in a photo frame like the one in the supplies list above, this is a great at home option and allows you to easily switch it out at any time with new decor!

Print it in poster size

If you want a larger poster size of this print I recommend using an online or in-store option like Walmart’s print service or Office Depot’s print service where you can upload your own design! I recommend 18″ x 24″ if printing with one of the service’s.

Pro Tip: Buy frames with matting so you can give your printable some breathing room and see what you like. You can easily remove it, if needed!

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